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gpoy
i can think of nothing better to do on my friday night than work in a crowded sweaty loud angry kitchen
no srsly
Cheerleader flirts with my boyfriend.
It’s okay, she’s just a ho, plus she has a boyfriend.
Cheerleader breaks up with her boyfriend.
That makes me a passive-agressive panda.
i never have to set foot in a french classroom again
i’m free
free i say.
when you have no homework.
me when i realize that i spend my life making fun of hipsters and nothing else
but its so fun to do
halp
sherlock is on tonight
awwyeah
yes, i do have to make every show i watch extremely homosexual <3
- Strangers: Don't worry, I don't bite
- Me: Oh good I was worried for a second, allow me to open myself up to you freely now.
